Retail Simps - Real Simple LP [Total Punk]

Shipping calculated at checkout.

The Might SIMPS keep cranking out the great jams!

Check this out... combo Feelies chug, Fugs, fuggin, some Richard Hell introjections, but ALL THAT mushed up into their own nasty mix. An UNREAL band that we DO NOT DESERVE!

Fuck the Rolling Stones, the Retail Simps are, and always have been the best rock n roll band in the world.

ALL HAIL THE RETAIL SIMPS!

3 LPs, one 2LP, three 7"s, eight cassettes, one split lathe, 3 compilation appearances and a feature length documentary in, the Retail Simps cut their first 12" EP. If you haven't bought any of that other stuff stop being a loser and win big with "Real Simple". A wicked set featuring 8 songs recorded by Obediah Anderson with guest appearances by Kayla Mcneil, James Anderson and Trevor Turple. drum duties split 3 ways, some songs studio magic, some songs preformed live off the floor with the original 4. Tender moments, splendor moments, fried moments, rarified moments, the list goes on. there are 21 moments total so tip your hat to that moderate amount of moments!

released October 11, 2026